Arrrr! Calling all pirates and wenches! Tis time to celebrate yer heritage! November 23rd is Fuck Like A Pirate Day!!
Der be only one rule for Fuck Like A Pirate Day... and that ye
FUCK LIKE A PIRATE!! Yar.
We do have a few suggestions:
- If ye like em, Wench em.
- Plunder all ye can, tomorrow ye may be sleeping with thar fishes.
- Rum.
- If ye have a peg leg, be careful of splinters.
- Did aye mention Rum?!?
- If ye got the booty, share thar booty.
- Whilst not required, ye are suggested to try one-eyed willie.
- If ye have never been scallywagged, find someone to teach ye.
- When ye find a ship to plunder, remember ye must board her first.
- More Rum. FUCK LIKE A PIRATE!! Yar.
- An eye patch may mean an empty eye socket, but ask before ye fuck der brains out.
- Attack with ye sword until ye can't anymore, then drink Rum.
- No one should walk the plank unless they refuse to FUCK LIKE A PIRATE!! Yar.
- If thar be burried treasure, get down thar and dig.
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